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piss to my ear

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
by Thehostess April 24, 2017
mugGet the piss to my earmug.

Ranchy Ear Drum

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!
Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!
by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010
mugGet the Ranchy Ear Drummug.

Pointy earred rabbit

scientific name: Brennan Taylor

Silly rabbits that hop around sniffing the air with pointy ears. Not to be confused with the super cute floppy earred rabbits.
What a cute floppy earred rabbit! oh wait, never mind. It's just a pointy earred rabbit or a brennan taylor.
by woooobbuffet! March 31, 2013
mugGet the Pointy earred rabbitmug.

stay ears up

a term coined in a conversation b/w bobbybooze and chip tha ripper meaning "to listen for" "pay attention to" or "respect" something
..."keep on that SLAB beat. and tell cudi we stay ears up on him too"
by $**BOOZE~or~LOOZE**$ March 8, 2010
mugGet the stay ears upmug.

Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).
I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!
by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009
mugGet the Diamond Earring Womanmug.

Green Behind the Ears

Being new to something. Naive. Lacking experience and or understanding.
Charlie was easily swindled out of his inheritance, being a little green behind the ears.
by Famties September 4, 2008
mugGet the Green Behind the Earsmug.

Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009
mugGet the Eskimo Ear Muffmug.

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