Doug

A white person who falls often. Actually it's more than that but I'll keep it at often.
One who aspires to be a white collar office worker that never goes home and cries and sleeps away his life under his desk after being rejected by yet another "woman" in his favorite online games World of Warcraft, Guild Wars and Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
One whose nemesis is the sun and its shearing rays of death.
Commonly referred to as DougAss Doog Jug Dog Little One or any other derogatory name that comes to mind.
Can be used as an insult.

Hey there's a {Insert Hated Person's Name} Doug!

by Jesus (Pronounced HEY SOOOZ) January 11, 2009

Dougie

Slang term for a super small penis, generally less then three inches in total length.

Also a name for a boy with a child sized penis that never grows.

1. Did you see the size of his penis... yea it was a Dougie

2. {Dougie's mom} Dougie's penis isnt growing at all doctor I'm concerned. {Doctor} well I have never seen a boy named Dougie who's penis grew

by DogKing353 September 19, 2022

Doug

A polite way to insert dick into a general conversation.

"I spent all night trying to slug my doug into her voug so I could blast a noug"

by DavoSuperfly June 23, 2016

Doug

An acronym for "drunk old ugly guy".

Why is your shirt tucked in? Your such a Doug.

by Blackdog March 18, 2017

Queer Dodging

Queer dodging is when you deliberately change from channel to channel on the tv to avoid having to listen to/see queers and/or faggots such as Adam Lambert or Justin Bieber.

Person1: Why do you keep changing the channel whenever they show justin beiber?

Person2: Just dodging queers.

Person1: Queer Dodging?

Person2: Yup.

by TyKo August 25, 2010

Hot dogging laptop

updating fb status , when the person left his machine unlocked

Some one updated chethan's fb status , by Hot dogging laptop

by chethan prakash January 20, 2011

jedi doug

Jedi Doug was the name of one of the jedi accademy's up and coming star pupils before he succumbed to the dark side. The dark side seduced him and turned him to what he is now, the evil and slightly more powerful, Darth The Mole. Darth The Mole has now successfully killed 63 Jedis including his old master Jedi Mark.His skills with a Saber are unrivalled and his knowledge of the force extensive. Darth The Mole is bettered only by Yoda and the emporer but is still learning the ways of the force and shall one day be the most powerful Sith Lord to ever exist.

Darth The Mole blocked Jedi Mark's low attack, flipped over his head and cut him clean in 2. And to think, he used to be that nice Jedi Doug

by NakedSnake May 13, 2005