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Douchebag

People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016
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douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.
Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!
by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016
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by Jrguido June 26, 2017
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he is a douchebag!!!
by elainaH1o2 June 25, 2018
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Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
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punctum douchebag

A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?

S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!

Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
by loiterer August 26, 2009
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spazzing douchebag

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.
"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"
by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011
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