TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

by armwrestler September 23, 2009

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Dick-bait

Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.

Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.

Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe

Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock

by Diabetic sugar daddy May 17, 2017

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Asian dick

Yet another delicious Asian dish.

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.

by SamBissell July 13, 2023

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Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016

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Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010

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