Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022

Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack

“Woah look at his dad pack”

by anonymous July 13, 2022

DAD CAR

The 6 girlfriends of shashwat modani.

Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.

by paulallen11 July 26, 2022