Slap-Crap 

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

Slap-Crap by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

bench off the crap 

a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.

Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(

bench off the crap by giantone September 10, 2012

What's CRAP 

A more appropriate name for "what's app", since it is a really crappy annoying phone app.

Oooh... I just received another spam email from what's CRAP!!! :(

What's CRAP by Eddy50 October 20, 2015

What the crap 

what Travis jacked from big game james

What the crap?!?!?!?!?

What the crap by T-man October 27, 2004

Hot Crap

What you say when something is indescribably amazing

\"HOT CRAP\" This crossdressing video is the funniest thing ever!\"

Hot Crap by bubba_taylor April 26, 2005

Holy Crap 

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

Holy Crap by Highly Functioning Pancake May 9, 2015

x-crap 

You say all these names that X-Box should have been called... make up your mind, pindickhead.

Sony Roolz's mom's name is X-Crap.

x-crap by Republican Nazi September 29, 2003