Constance

Y’all lucky if you know a Constance the are literally a must have in life if you don’t know a Constance you are likely to never have any fun ever!

Did you see Constance at that dope party last night

by Dancer1225 October 30, 2018

jk conspiracy 05

the chinese food restaurant is cheating you out of eggroles, purposly.

listen ching chang, i've had enough of this jk conspiracy 05 and just give me my freaking eggrole.

by wolf January 11, 2005

politically correct (conservative)

Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.

politically correct (conservative)

Examples of conservative correctness:

frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I

french fries became freedom fries in 2003

David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"

attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses

Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic

Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"

Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."

"Enhanced interrogation techniques"

"Homicide bombing"

Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.

Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"

Free speech zones

The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush

ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)

The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense

Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

Constipooped

After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.

Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.

by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009

Butthurt Conservative

A conservative that feels victimized when something doesn't go their way. Often comes with the feeling that anything that doesn't reflect their world view has some unfair bias against them.

Only a Butthurt Conservative would use a website like urban dictionary to slander people they don't agree with

by Truth_out August 5, 2009

considerate asshole

con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.

Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.

by The Heinrich August 16, 2006

Secular Conservative

Someone who is non-religious and liberal on social issues, but conservative on fiscal policy and military policy.

John is a secular conservative, he's against the teaching of Intelligent Design in the classrooms of public schools but for the war in Iraq when it started.

by Spartacus Darwin March 3, 2009