Computerosity

A word used to describe sharing technological aspects with one or more persons.

Clark: How does one describe Skype?

Megan: Pure Computerosity.

by nerdsareverycool October 23, 2011

computitor

a nerd who competes with other nerds to be the most computer-savvy

Person 1: Why is he Googling Microsoft Excel shortcuts? We rarely use that program.

Person 2: Cause there are so many computitors in this class.

by bethbethb November 3, 2011

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

Compuzooled

When you have been staring at the computer all day and can no longer concentrate or understand the data/words. An amalgamation of computer and confused and bamboozled.

I've been checking the budgets and now I am compuzooled

by Somersetgirl April 18, 2013

Computard

Someone who spends too much time on the computer or internet, doing pointless things.

The population is becoming saturated with computards.

by NoOne0 September 8, 2013