chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.

He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.

by chode 4 life November 8, 2009

TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011

Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008

Chode gang

Mockery of Logan Paul's logang, the term "Chode gang" is randomly shouted out in a crowded area until someone else responds with a louder "chode gang".

Guy a: "Chode gang"
Guy b: "chode gang"

by 69medaddy January 16, 2018

chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode

Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!

by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016

Chode McGee

A person who hands another person a cashed bowl or you're just a chode

Marc hands me a cashed money,

I hit the bowl and get scoobies,

"Wow Marc, you're a Chode McGee!"

"What's a Chode McGee?"

"It's like calling someone a Scrooge on Christmas."

by Pricesswarriorandchodemcgee June 23, 2013