real body count

only the people that make you finish get put on your real body count.

My body count is 7 but only Nick and Matt made me cum so my real body count is 2

by jdarling April 15, 2022

chunt

Proper name for Connie Chung whilst speculating on her sexual orientation. (ie. lesbian)

Did yo u hear that Connie Chunt is dating Queen Latifa?

by a74r1 February 27, 2007

Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004

Chunt

1. someone that uses "quincenera" and "Selena" in one sentence.
2. Calling someone a chunt most likely mean that youre one too.

Are you going to the Quincenera?" "no... I cant. You are such a chunt if you go"

by jbrozo22 December 2, 2011

Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

chunt

A mix between a chode and a cunt.

A fat, short vagina perfect for a chode to fit into.

"good thing Rachael has a chunt, because Will will fit nicely in her"

by will cottrell April 25, 2007

counter fuck

To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area

" my dick hurts from counter fuck"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006