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could care less 

a phrase that angers prescriptivists. apparently people hate this idiom because it means the exact opposite of what it means if you take it literally. but that's the problem, you're taking idioms literally and expecting them to be logical. that's not how idioms work.
person 1: i could care less
person 2: you mean "i couldn't care less"? "i could care less" means that you do care to some extent. learn english lul
person 1: apparently you do not know how idioms work.
person 2: it's not an idiom it's a phrase made up by the uneducated english speakers who don't know how to speak their language lululul my variety of language is clearly superior to others
person 1: ok prescriptivist
That nigga careem is a bitch
Careem by Therealniggachi March 2, 2020

care police 

Stupid gay teaches pets who dob on everysingle little thing u do!
"Fuck dude i smoked a bit last night"
care police then tells ya 'rents or teaches and ya get busted

Careyelle 

Careyelle is a beautiful, hardworking woman. She is dedicated to her family, her animals and her job. She is artistic, hotheaded, and often impulsive. She enjoys the company of society's "weirdos" and feels comfortable where she can practice empathy. Careyelle is clumsy, silly and full of love.
I love to hangout with Careyelle, she's so artsy.
Careyelle by claire_bernt March 29, 2022

Careycosis 

The fear of Mariah Carey and her songs. The main song that people are afraid of is All i want for Christmas.
“Bro i love Christmas music! Wanna listen to All i want for Christmas?”
“OH HELL NO BRUH! I GOT CAREYCOSIS! I MIGHT DIE IF I LISTEN TO HER!”
Careycosis by nezunobu December 2, 2022
noun( Ca-lay-on)
1) A person who loves hugs and randomness.
She is so Caleyan, if she hugs me one more time i'll go nuttzo!
Caleyan by Caleyan July 6, 2008