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baby-farmer

a whore, any of many prominiscuous women.
or
a woman with many children.
Wow! that girl is such a baby-farmer!

Angelina Jolie is a baby-farmer
by shayna burns March 21, 2008
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Blush Baby

A person that gets flustered very easily.
Person 1: Hey, looking really good and sexy today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: You're such a "blush baby!"
by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021
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Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018
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baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks
"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"
by pbstell April 14, 2014
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Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.
Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.
by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021
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Puta babies

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.
We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!
by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017
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Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya
dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"
by neil jordan February 16, 2009
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