Definitions by MotorMasticator

Puta babies 

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.

We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!

Puta babies by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017

responsibiliweiser 

Doing adult things when you're shitfaced.

"The ole Responsibiliweiser kicked in after the tequila was gone so I wrote some checks for my student loans, backed up my hard drive, then finally started replacing those missing shingles" I gurgled through a mouth full of blood to the ER doctor.

responsibiliweiser by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017