about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

About Ball

An athlete, coach, or sports fan who is solely concerned with happenings on the field and doesnt concern themselves with other distractions.

Greg doesn't watch the Super Bowl Commercials or Halftime Show because he's about ball.

by TheCodester February 9, 2025

Abutorab Islam

A fantastic human being whose goal is to be the best Muslim possible.

Do you want to be an Abutorab Islam?

Of course, who doesn't want to be.

by Davidsonanderson April 29, 2025

Ablutophobia

Someone scared of showering

bro who smells??
probably caz, she hasnt showered in weeks she tells me it's a "tradition" but i think she just doesnt like showers.
i think its "ablutophobia"
sounds like a disease

by rrrwtss January 21, 2026

About to give birth to the antichrist

When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.

Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)

”Fuck! I feel like I'm about to give birth to the antichrist!"

by Cynical Man March 14, 2026

About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

anutning

when 2 units get absolutely finished and end up in wythy hospital in the same week x

just anutning week

by elliemad July 23, 2025