Wallered

A state of extreme intoxication, Often leaving the house inebriated whilst annoying every living soul in the vicinity.

I went out last night and got Wallered, the bird left me and I'm as sick as a dog this morning.

by Brmdlucas October 31, 2022

wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.

Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’

by Lanky J November 24, 2022

Waleeja

Waleeja is a name that translates to “sincere friend” and she lives up to that. She is loyal and supportive so naturally she is liked by those around her. She is snatched with a big bunda and she attracts all the Dilfs. Waleeja has a mellow personality and avoids conflict or yelling so never yell at her and always treat her well because she is not the type to stick around for disrespect. Waleeja loves being away from her strict parents. Although she has options on options she’s very picky with her men and avoids commitment so be on your best behavior. Never take Waleeja for granted because she’s the best friend a girl could ever ask for.

Hey! What’s another word for scrumdilyuptious?

Oh, that’s Waleeja.

by Papaflooey April 7, 2023

Walled Lake Central

Basically a hell hole of a school in Oakland County MI. Like everyone else said, there’s a bunch of 304’s everywhere in haram clothes and people vaping. Degeneracy in a lot of places, even sex before marriage, which is also haram.

Bro, I swear anywhere in Walled Lake Central High, there’s bad everywhere.

by Random_rambo July 27, 2023

Waleed

Horny boi that won't stop talking about princess peach's dump truck ass, and ugly ass gothic girls.

Waleed is a big ass horny bitch.

by Umiho September 2, 2023

WALEED

Waleed is a weird type of guy, he puts a smile on your face but he also looks like a nerd.

Omg is that nick eh 30... oh wait its waleed.

by rayflay November 2, 2023

Waleed

This is guy is a good guy. But man his ass is majestic. It has shape and volume and the texture is perfect. His thunder thighs are so powerful that Thor himself couldn’t control all that thunder it contains. He loves spending way too much money on everything. He buys stupid overly expensive clothes and only listens to rap and Arab music and calls it a music taste. He also likes cars but still doesn’t have his license.

Hey Waleed, where are you going?

by CRÈME December 13, 2023