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vagina smooch 

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)
So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.
vagina smooch by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008

Vagina Melt™ 

The state of being that Mark Wilsons® hair is in first thing every morning.
Wow dog, your head looks like a vagina melttoday!!!!

Vagina tea bag 

Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
Vagina tea bag by Flea77 December 15, 2011

Vagina lips

Sarah had vagIna lips and they were more saggy than a old man's ballsack
Vagina lips by Tnk03250977 November 17, 2016

Vagina Drunk

when a girl cannot tell if there is a condom on her partners penis.
She must have been vagina drunk to not feel that i wasnt wearing a condom.
Vagina Drunk by Ramiro666 January 28, 2009

vagina bomber 

vagina bomber. girl who flings her vag in everyone else's face, like omg heres the hair. please braid it. like the vag. nice opening.
similar to a slut, whore, slore, vagina bomber