Turd Urchin

A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.

"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"

by Rouxlette February 8, 2010

Turd Souffle

A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve

It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle

by Party Weasel October 13, 2010

Turd Burp

A fart that stinks so bad, that its like a turd burping.

It stinks so bad in here, did you Turd Burp?

by dchopper876 December 11, 2010

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

Turdbass

Bastard. An unoffensive way of saying bastard.

Omg Derek is acting like such a turdbass!!! I wanna slap him!

by Cantona260194 November 30, 2011

Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

turd thirty

Referring to having to take a shit

Fred: Move Steve, it's turd thirty, I gotta do work.

by ttp April 16, 2013