Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 16, 2011

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

by poopdag February 17, 2012

Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick

John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.

by bippy III September 2, 2013

Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016

Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)

"i just love a swedish toastie me"

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

Hair Toast

When someone puts too much hairspray in their hair.

Oh man, Did you see that chick with hair toast?

by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017