Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

by indigo1er August 9, 2010

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Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.

Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash

by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011

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The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.

friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."

by 1freeradical November 18, 2011

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Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.

I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.

by Maru the internet sensation August 25, 2011

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Toilet Tyrone

A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.

Also see bog wog

God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.

by Tyrone woglington December 6, 2012

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