textese

The unique language of texting and text shortcuts.

"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"

by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009

Texas pinstripe

The stripe produced on the side of one's car after dipping tobacco and unsucessfully spitting out the window, away from the car, while driving. Spitting out of the window without hitting the car is a hard skill to obtain, so the stripe usually builds up over time if the car isn't washed frequently.

Wow! Look at the Texas pinstripe on his truck! He must go through at least 3 cans a day!

by Dippin Dingo August 19, 2010

Texas Left

A direction that only southern gentlemen from Texas understand. It does not always mean left, but in fact means any direction the user desires with the reciever having to interpret the meaning by using his southern gentlemen powers.

No, your texas left.

by Southern Gentlemen September 24, 2011

Texas Belt Buckle

When you pull your nut sack out of your pants and hang them right over the zipper making them look like a cowboy's belt buckle

My pants turned into a sauna so I no other choice than to show that bitch my Texas Belt Buckle

by Dan Combs November 12, 2014

texas tough

Being so tough that you would get away with wearing a cowboy hat at any time and any place. You'd also pick cigarette butts off grimey streets and smoke them.

Guy 1: "Did you just pick that butt up off the ground?"
Guy 2: "Dude sometimes you gotta be texas tough"

by uncle k October 8, 2006

Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

Texas Burger

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

by T-Winner July 10, 2009