Definitions by T-Winner
Texas Burger
A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.
While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.
Texas Burger by T-Winner July 10, 2009
Texas Cheeseburger
A prank involving a 400 threadcount pillowcase filled with diarrhea (soft stool). Typically a prank common to the Houston area and especially among sororities.
My Kappa Kappa sister gave her boyfriend a Texas Cheeseburger as an anniversary present after he got drunk and pooped in her closet last year.
Texas Cheeseburger by T-Winner July 10, 2009