telerape

The act of calling someone's cellular phone over and over again until they answer.

1) I seriously didn't want to talk to her, but she fricking teleraped me all through dinner so I had to put an end to it.

2) I thought he might be cool until he revealed himself as a telerapist

by The Defiant Cow June 3, 2009

Téléphone

The most amazing french band ever!

Person with good taste in music #1: What's your favorite téléphone song? Mine's Le Jour S'est Levé.
Person with good taste in music #2: Cendrillon! It's so sad but amazing! Jean-Louis Aubert is the best french lyricist around!

by frenchfry111 April 28, 2011

Telepathetic

someone who has a really crappy phone.

Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.

by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011

to go Telegram

means to suddenly reject all other forms of social media with the justification that "freedom of opinion is violated". Is often associated with conspiracy beliefs or people discussing "alternative facts". Since there is a lack of community guidelines on Telegram, these people feel especially comfortable spreading b*llocks on this platform.

You heard the breaking news?
Michael Wendler has just gone Telegram.

To go Telegram gets increasingly popular during a pandemic.

by piet3.14159 November 22, 2020

television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

telegenic

A subject (generally a person) that is physically attractive or striking only from a distance. (prefix 'tele' meaning 'distance', 'from afar')

Looking good in the eyes of a far-sighted person.

Darren is not naturally photogenic but at least he is telegenic.

Girlfriend 1: "So you finally met up with that dude you have been flirting with for months on chat. How does he look??"
Girlfriend 2: "He was..ummm..telegenic. Can we talk about something else now?"

by hedkandigirl January 11, 2010

television

Another way of making money.

What, TV used to educate, inform and inspire? Let's broadcast the Bold and the Beautiful instead, gets more ratings.

by whamawhama May 16, 2004