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A name for someone who got new teeth in Turkey
Have you seen that Turkey over there? They've got teeth that'll blind you.
Turkey by Cpt. Roach August 23, 2022

Turkey Purist 

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.
Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.
Turkey Purist by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023

Turkey-Lurking 

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.
Why are you just turkey-lurking?

turd turkey 

a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
turd turkey by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

Tennessee Turkey Baster 

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

hungarian turkey gobbler 

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time
"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"