TOAD FACE

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

toast

toast is a game you play with 4-5 guys. sit in a circle, put a piece of toast in the middle, and you all have to cum on the toast. the last one to cum on the toast looses and they have to eat it.

damn, did you see jim's face last night after he lost toast, i would hate to have been him dude!

by omg ashley March 3, 2009

Toad

Noun used in reference to a woman's vagina when glimpsed from behind, giving the appearance of a toad poking its face out from between her legs.

She bent over and I got an eye-full of toad.

by X6s6 January 9, 2015

Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005

anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

by Ally September 29, 2004

toaster

another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike

"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"

by Lannyfresh February 22, 2007

toast

Old fashioned Brit. rhyming slang. Toast = burnt bread = Dead.

(Variation "Hovis" a type of brown bread in UK)

I published a goatse pic of the Queen. I'm toast.

by fortophor August 15, 2007