douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.

John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!

by dbindschedler June 11, 2006

Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

Yankee Tit wank

Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.

I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.

by Gazira March 22, 2010

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

Battle-tit

A popular two-player game, similar to "battleship," that requires no equipment except a shirt worn. The object of battle-tit is to poke out both nipples of the opposing player. The game is played through respective turns. Every turn, a player attempts to poke the nipple of the opposing player. The opposing player must keep still, and then announce whether the active player has poked them in the nipple or not, saying "hit" or "miss". The first player to "hit" both nipples is declared the winner.

"Hey Grace, I'm bored. Wanna play some battle-tit?"
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."

by HaleStorm!! November 20, 2009

nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Sucking tit

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.

My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.

by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013