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surfer

someone with the wicked ability to balance on a fiberglass board as it shoots through the ocean water on a wave, non-surfers want to be us, but most who try merely embarass themselves by trying too damn hard to be a surfer. It's something you wont understand unless you are born to be a surfer. But to my lucky fellow wave riders, keep it up.
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next
Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
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dick surfing

A guy lays on his back while a chick sits on his dick and uses it as a surf board
by kittycatporn January 7, 2012
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butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)
"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"
by Josh January 18, 2005
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couch surfing

when a someone is on a couch that is being dragged by a moving vehicle
Dude, Jacob surfed all the way down the neighborhood when he was couch surfing last night
by drenched January 12, 2009
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the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
by sal February 10, 2004
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silver surfer

The act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's feet and then proceeds to give her a foot massage.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy a silver surfer last night!
by tomphoofer August 13, 2007
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