stalker

a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god

goes by the name of josh, (aka,frank,minnie mouse)who we all hate

by kristin June 25, 2004

anti-stalker

n. adj. one who pretends to not stalk while in the act of stalking.

"He had the nerve to say he didn't know this was my house. He's such an anti-stalker"

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

stalk stack

scary people who are overly obsessed with aussie band "short stack" from budgewoi, and twitter stalk them.

person 1- omg! short stack are so awesome, i love them, i follow them on twitter, omg there so hot

person 2- eww, stalk stack!

by graciegraciegogo October 8, 2009

stalker

emily sika

"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"

by SUSANBANTHONY June 24, 2012

Love-Stalker

An obj. which stalks the sub. of their love when sub. does not consider obj. a human being.

Obj.: Why don't you let me kiss the ground under your feet?!
Sub.: I feel sorry for it.
or
Obj.:Why don't you look at me?
Sub.: I am trying to avoid a mercy killing and now stop you Love-Stalker.

by HeinButz May 1, 2009

Name-Stalking

Another word for looking up people's names on Urban Dictionary. A lonely and selfish task, normally done in the dead of night on the empty wastelands of plastic known as "The Keyboard". Commonly done by alisons and daniels, who are admittedly cool enough to get away with it.

Alison: "Hey Danny Boy! What's your fine self doin up in the dead of night?"

Daniel: "Oh you know, just Name-stalking."

Note: Tylers and Morgans cannot complete this action because it goes against their belief in the unity of the subjunctive universe. I would know, Im an Alex.

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

Stalker

A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.

To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.

by dogbadge April 7, 2003