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Young Steve Nash 

Splash like a fountain, come get it wet splash mountain
Gravy just piped your accountant (god damn),come get it wet splash mountain
Bitch splash, gravy all over my cash
Young Steve Nash, pull up and I motherfucking splash
Young Steve Nash by Young Steve Nash February 16, 2018

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Word of the Day on July 19, 2010

Sticky Steve 

when one jizzes on their finger and gives someone a wet willy. simple enough
friend 1:dude after i fucked this bitch last night i gave her a sticky steve.
friend 2:nice.
Sticky Steve by highasballs November 17, 2010

MMA Steve 

A regular face you see at MMA classes, usually about twice a week, who you don't know but say hi to.
He is just another MMA Steve, comes in on tuesdays and thursdays

On Steve 

A term used to take the place of on jesus or on god. Steve is Steve, don’t ask who he is.
Peter: Yo who’s steve bro?
Theo: On steve this dude trippin, Steve is Steve.
On Steve by WifeyBeThiccy October 19, 2021

dammit steve 

What you should say in the event that anything bad or displeasing happens
*trips and falls in cow manure*
Dammit Steve!
dammit steve by Tut get January 21, 2015