spermaglite

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009

spermpop

A sufficient amount of cum that is frozen with a stick (for support). Size depends on load size as well as collection method.

Can be made with a simple ice-cube tray.

Should be consumed in the same way an ice cream pop is.

My bitch saved my cum until she had enough to make a large spermpop.

by sweetgy June 23, 2009

Spermbin

A person (female or male) whom you may casually use for the recreational dumping of your sperm

Jason: Hey man, I got with that Lisa girl last night.
David: Ahh, man who hasn't. She is a real spermbin.

by koosmeister July 29, 2009

Spermsplosion

A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."

You came so hard my vag hurts" "Yeah baby, that's a Spermsplosion.

by Justin the Lion April 19, 2011

Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

spermealization

The feeling a man has immediately following an orgasm. This is the TRUE and EXACT feeling he has about the woman with whom he just had sex. Usually this feeling completely contradicts the sexual desires that lead up to the feeling.

After having a spermealization, David ran out of Mary's house as fast as he could.

by Dr Wooda Feltersnatch September 8, 2011