Short of Daybreak

Awesome "emo" band from East Meadow, New York. Though have recently split up, their 2003 demo was incredible, and they could've been signed for sure.

Visit shortofdaybreak.tk to download some of their songs and feel their awesomeness.

"Whoa, the Short of Daybreak demo is awesome."

by ckybam May 6, 2004

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

The Baskerville Short-House

The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.

The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.

Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.

My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.

by Franky 4 Fingers March 17, 2011

snorting the camel

Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.

Ow! That hurt!

by jeff tang November 21, 2003

scortana

A reluctant yes, sorta

Do you want to go to the movies?
Scortana

That girl is hot.
Scortana

by Gage Davidson January 15, 2006

short legs

Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.

My cat has short legs.

She's got short legs.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

short of the long

The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.

David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."

by loco4moto March 24, 2008