Soul Searching

When you search for a porn to masturbate to for a long period of time one eventually leading you to never before seen, often very strange, porn videos.

I did some soul searching yesterday night and found some weird reverse gangbang midget clown porn. It was the weirdest nut I ever busted. I now know what reverse moonshing is.

by Kablaamas November 15, 2022

Noah sears

The cutest boy ever

Omg Noah Sears

by Bendbdnfhf dbd. Fbd November 26, 2022

Pooh'sHmear

"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.

Nice pooh'SHmear Bud...
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.

by The Real Brian McHale November 29, 2022

Nisk search

The act of a conducting a frisk search of a naked person while they are restrained.

Justin you seem to be spending too much time Nisk searching that person's rear cavity region.

Justin doing the worm on a naked person isn't consider a Nisk search

by EvLovesGoldenRivets December 7, 2022

leona shear

big fat McDonalds whale

oh my gosh, did you see her! she's such a leona shear!

what a cow!

by dayra villot February 25, 2023

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023

Linda Searcy

Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.

So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?

Yup. Linda Searcy.

-Saxi

by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023