sofa king

A great drunking bar trick. To get someone to make a fool of themselves by having them repeat a set of words out loud quickly.

Eye M Sofa King We Todd Did

by Sir DorkALot April 20, 2005

cheesy sofa bread

a girl that has pimples on vagina that have the potential to pop while one eats it out. if they do...

"jamie has a little cheesy sofa bread thing goin on..."

by chris sheffler December 30, 2007

Soft

This guy, Brandon. He's the softest thing you've ever seen. Softer than soft.

You're so soft Brandon.

by Tree0999 February 23, 2015

Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

by Adams Posa February 22, 2008

air soft

air soft guns are realistic looking guns that shoot 6mm plastic bbs and some are replicas

my air soft gun is am M4 and a G36C

by trustfulfuture September 15, 2009

Soft Body

One who cannot play through pain and will stop playing for any slight discomfort.

"Mike is so soft body."
"I know. He only got hit in the face with the ball and had to come out of the game."

by soccergoalie19325 April 27, 2010

soft skills

The ability to hold a penis in your mouth until it is soft.

This term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person's customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).

Manager: Bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

Worker: My name is Steve.

Manager: Sorry, I couldn't understand you with my penis in your mouth.

by Yourpseudonym February 27, 2009