Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021

Munchbox season

When you eat the cat/box in a colder season so it’s nice and not sweaty

“Bro, my girls coming home from college just in time for munchbox season!”

by Suck my Feng Toes! February 26, 2025

Ram Season

Ram Season is essentially a season from the end of april to mid may that consist of devious activities such as looting, cheating, and several illegal and immoral activities.

Billy: Its Ram Season mayne... bout to turn up!

Karlie: Billy cheated on me and said something about a 'ram season'??

by st1nkie May 9, 2022

Seasonal hoeness

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.

Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness

by kchoe March 30, 2022

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

active season

Time during summer when the mandem turn up and get lit. No limits, no regrets.

Aiii u man better get read for active season

by n.nyo85 April 3, 2021