Rubenesque

Really F**K**G fat

"Ashley is a rubenesque cheeky,Plump,fleshy fellow"

by Mcmurdle December 3, 2003

Ruben

The Fat man that could!

"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!

by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003

rubbernecks

titties

Wow, man check out the rubberneckson that chickie!

by lou September 30, 2003

rubber ducky

when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.

Me and sharron were so getting it on in the tub when i made a rubber ducky.

by matt donaghue June 4, 2008

chocolate rubber duck

This one is rude... but ok, there you go:
You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!

That bitch gets a chocolate rubber duck as present!

by Julz80 April 16, 2007

rubber stamp

Hiding the used condom in your hookup's purse.

That bastard left a rubber stamp in my coach purse! Well yeah, I'll still see him again.

by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

Ruben's Love.

A Ruben's number 1 love would currently be named Wendy.

''Ruben's Love. is Wendy, there gonna be together for ever.''

by benthedude September 27, 2011