turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.

* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.

by jenni! holla! August 1, 2008

retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.

Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.

Me: Retard yankee!
American: Your retard!

by gulugu February 2, 2020

reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

retarded donkeyy

Retarded donkeyy is a gay person named Khaled who looks like a retarded donkey

Did you see the retarded donkeyy?
I saw him taking Badrs phone earlier

by Big booty badr March 8, 2020