Porksaber

The dirty uncle you wish you always had.

<p0rkSab3r> but, at the end of the day today, i win
<p0rkSab3r> i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a nigger
<p0rkSab3r> and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of
<p0rkSab3r> finally, she is still on "trial" at GATO and will most likely be kicked out.

That's pretty much a Porksaber.

<p0rkSab3r> Plus, I know what she looks like naked

by Wardnug Also September 8, 2009

Pesky Porker

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

by Victra March 6, 2009

Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017

Full Porker

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat

Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?

by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022

porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

Porkistan

An alternative way to say Pakistan referring to Islamic nation's intolerance for pork but complicity in committing persecution of its religious, ethnic and linguistic minorities

Imran Khan is Prime Minister of Porkistan

by Kesaix September 8, 2019