Palmdaddy

A connoisseur of the arts, a master of the sciences, a pioneer of the modern world. Knowledgeable of random trivia facts. A comic enthusiast, a comic-con attender. A father, a friend, a fellow beer maker. Likes to give a lot of OWL homework. A fight breaker, walkie-talkie hater. A teacher, an administrator, a palmdaddy.

stop trying to act like a palmdaddy

by palmdaddy;) June 5, 2017

Palmer Moment

When someone makes an attempt a joke and and no one laughs

Person 1: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *silence*
Person 2: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: hahahahhahah

by cmcgi21 March 18, 2021

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011

Van Palmer

Ellen Degeneres twin. skinny bitch. loves to draw dicks on everything(; look like a penis

Van Palmer looks exactly like Ellen!

by Christianrodriguez September 30, 2016

kyle palmer

Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!

Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle

Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer

by Trisha Pirted January 30, 2017

double palmer

Holding hands with another person while giving or receiving a hand job from the two hands held together.

I hated holding hands until I discovered the double Palmer.

by Raptormage19 March 19, 2017

Caden Palmen

The dumbass that is a buttface and is gay

You really are a Caden Palmen!!!

by 536485 May 21, 2019