opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

anus opener

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Boston Opener

to say a rude comment to a girl from boston so she gasps and opens her mouth while you proceed to stick something in it.

mark- "girl your so fat"
Sherry- "gasp" =o
mark- " the Boston Opener.... works every time"

by dolly311 August 29, 2010

vaginal opening

The rim of a girls/womans pussy hole

Oi, guess what i licked my girls friends vaginal opening.

by Robert f-g January 24, 2004

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^

"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013