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needle in the gaystack

In a gay orgy, the gay guy with the smallest dick
Gay Orgy: Yea lets Fuck

Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick

Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack

Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.
by IceKing September 12, 2013
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need healing!

Is a annoying command in paladins that irritate the shit out of healers that are clearly doing the job.
Player 1: Spamming Need Healing! (While dead)
Player 2: cancel that
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need to confirm

When your whumped homedog needs his sandwich maker for permission to hang with the boi's
I think I have plans on the weekend, need to confirm
by Napauleon March 11, 2019
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Needamdaomcmack

To defecate on top of a dead, rotting donkey.
'Hey, what's Tom doing by that dead donkey?'
'Ew, he's needamdaomcmacking on that donkey'
'Kinky.'
by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020
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Needle to the Groove

Party people in the place to be
This is Mantronix with MC Tee
Devoted, promoted, we′re the brothers who wrote it
Giving you a second tape so we made you record it

Needle to the groove
We got the needle to the groove
We got the beat that'll make you move
(With the grand DJ, the swift on sway)
We got the rhymes that′ll help the groove

Now he's the best MC, the T-twice-E
Well, that's me, T-Ski, never coppin′ a plea
Always willing, high sea in society
KuMa the two-to-one ruler, does stay cooler
Use it on the dudes that play the fool′a
Most are obvious, our motive is to do what's right
And now the party people is to rock the mic
As into rock the place, and go for ace
You see the shocker unexpected like a can of mace
I say the play, play the role, yeah, to have control
′Cause he get, get to go, you have to pay that toll
Like sweat with sex, or time with crime
Like the one to ten racer of a mastermind
But dedicated to rhyme, sweet, tender and kind
And when it comes to making music I could never be blind
'Cause I′m the true prince rocker, won't dare stop′a
Guaranteed warranty they'll make your body rock shocker
All night, that's right, like a whiff from a pipe
Make you do the ill shit to the broad daylight
I make you take a quick freeze, walk in the breeze
Think you′re Mr. Bojangles while you dance on your knees
Needle to the groove
We got the needle to the groove
We got the beat that′ll make you move

For MC's, I′m retirin'; for the ladies, I′m relyin'
To create, demonstrate, love is better than hate
To propose on all those who don't have faith
That if you just participate, you will accelerate
Vibrate with a mate on a date I can say
Like the skies are blue, we′re here for you
Much better than ever with a sweet review
Of our style, made to rise, very sure to tantalize
No disguise, just when I wanna, wanna to surprise
For you, and you know it, move your body and show it
Let me see it while you′re free, it's the time to expose it
With the rhythm that′s provided, psychologically guided
To release intense heat from your body, can't hide it
You don′t fight it, this superior sonic delighted
Just get up on the floor and try it
With the heat from your body ignited
Like a flame, you won't feel the same
It′s like an everlasting torch that burns in the rain
'Cause like the force of a comet, there's no way you can stop it
We′re the crew of ′85 that's called Mantronix of us first
HA!

We′ve got two turntables and a microphone
Now here's our name that we′re proud to own
One's Mantronik, the other one′s Tee
We're here to rock the house and bring defeat to agony
Like a broken collarbone, a knee dislocated
We came a long way, we're never outdated
Beating for a while, these cats are at surrender
When you think of number one, you′ll think
by Death Menace July 15, 2022
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I need a runoff

Doing too many things and having to emergency chill-out and slow down before you burn-out. From: Trucks use these to stop a runaway truck going downhill at 70mph and is losing control.
I was so damn busy these all weekend long, I need a runoff.
by al sleet October 21, 2010
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Teddy Needler

A male that is cursed with an incredibly small and thin manhood and the sex drive of viagra guinea pig, With a Beanie Babies and teddy fetish...
I found him filling the Beanie Babies I sleep with, the bloody Teddy Needler.
by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011
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