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Mysteli

Its a kind of streamer who loves to get bullied by their chat. The biggest sort of masochist imaginable. THE BIGGEST BOTTOM TO EVER BOTTOM.
WOW you really like being bullied you are such a Mysteli
by The_MAD_Q July 12, 2024
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Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none
Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024
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Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.
guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.
by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023
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Musty Crusty Dusty

A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more
Player 1: Man be quiet
Player 2: SHUT YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS UP
by urbandici September 28, 2023
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Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.
My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.
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MUSTYWUSTYPHORIA

A type of illness only Dave Mustanie fans have,
When theyre being overly obsessed with the old angry Ginger, they slowly transform into him
PersonA:omg why Person C hair turned ginger!?
PersonB: They got the case of Mustywustyphoria😞
PersonC: Watch him become a GeWAAD
by NotQhostie October 14, 2023
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Misty

It's like a Karen but worse.

The ultimate triangulater of family and friends. They will overtly gaslight and when you point out their lies they will start crying and start saying all the good they do hence "Misty"

A person that will be sweet and caring to your face but then talk very bad behind your back.
This person is the ultimate covert narcissist
She or he is always the hero of every situation for others but simultaneously the victim of their own heroism. They look down on everyone and truly believe they are better than you. They usually come with a simp husband or wife. They might even have 17 dogs and random children they attained through family courts instead of going to therapist or grief counselor they collect dogs and are considered their "emotional support animals" for say miscarriage they had 20 years ago. Everyone has met a Misty at least once in their life.

A misty will complain about a perfume scent and dramatically start getting a migraine and act like they can't breath but doesn't seem to mind the smell of dog urine at all. Mistys are likened to the character ,"Serena "on Handmaid's Tale.
"Hey! did you hear about that Amber Alert?, It was another misty"
"Oh Joe needed help with his car and a misty helped him and now he's being sued because the misty fell while opening the car door. "

"I had misty for a blind date last night and we had to leave because my date started to hyperventilating dramatically because the waitress was wearing rose perfume."
My brothers sister in law is a total misty because she kept making passive aggressive comments about what was served"
by Sunshinecarebear79 October 18, 2023
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