Mathered

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Matergaking

To say something that sounds dirty, but really isn't, either by accident, or on purpose. Just like how Matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn't.

Friend A "I just plowed for your mom."
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"

by Gotcha the spider August 28, 2016

materson

A fucko fuckostein who loves to make other people cringe

He's such a materson!

by JAYYYYman23 January 1, 2017

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby

The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom

by J$wagga November 13, 2017