matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you fucking idiot!!! Why did you decline the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew

The sun in everyone's world. Brightens up your day, pisses off when you want to sleep and creates the most beautiful sunsets to help you forget about the bad things in your world to have a good nights sleep.

I want a matthew as my best friend

by 10k.round2 April 10, 2022

Matthew

Loser who doesn't have a life. Gay as BITCH!!!And he's extremally useless .If u don't know a Matthew then ur the most luckiest person alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew is a pain in the ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matthewisaloser27 April 17, 2022

Eight O'clock Matthew

After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.

Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.

by Drunkinacnj February 22, 2010

big dick matthew

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

Matthew

He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.

Matthew loves pussy

by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018