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I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.
by Martha Nose October 23, 2007
Get the Logical Phallusy mug.1. The governing force by which the universe is supposed to operate, but doesn't really.
Non-operation is defined in the sense of a computer program having an error in its programming. Sense life has not crashed, we are forced to conclude that the universe operates.
An extremely logical person will attempt to relate every event, emotion, and idea into a universal truth and will probably devote the entirety of their life to this endeavor, possibly to the point of obsession. When they fail utterly they can only say that they did the most logical thing possible.
2. An excuse to ignore the emotions, logic, ability, or worth of others in order to do whatever the hell one wants.
Non-operation is defined in the sense of a computer program having an error in its programming. Sense life has not crashed, we are forced to conclude that the universe operates.
An extremely logical person will attempt to relate every event, emotion, and idea into a universal truth and will probably devote the entirety of their life to this endeavor, possibly to the point of obsession. When they fail utterly they can only say that they did the most logical thing possible.
2. An excuse to ignore the emotions, logic, ability, or worth of others in order to do whatever the hell one wants.
Boy: Why do you say that?
Girl: Monkeys are invading the world.
Boy: Where?
Girl: Everywhere.
The boy looks around the room.
Boy: But I do not see any monkeys. If monkeys are invading the world everywhere then they should be here as well. Therefore I am forced to conclude that your statement is false unless you have some other information to show me otherwise.
Girl: Stop being so damn logical! It was a freaking joke, you damn bastard! I HATE YOU! #@$&%#&@$&%#@$&!!!
Girl: Monkeys are invading the world.
Boy: Where?
Girl: Everywhere.
The boy looks around the room.
Boy: But I do not see any monkeys. If monkeys are invading the world everywhere then they should be here as well. Therefore I am forced to conclude that your statement is false unless you have some other information to show me otherwise.
Girl: Stop being so damn logical! It was a freaking joke, you damn bastard! I HATE YOU! #@$&%#&@$&%#@$&!!!
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Get the logic mug.This is the person that farts 24/7. Logan's are usually very honest, annoying, obnoxious, and loving. They're very weird and know how to have fun.
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Get the Logan mug.Something that would seem completely retarded while sober, seems like the best idea you have ever heard while under the influence of Marijuana.
Dude 1 - "Dude, my friend was smoking some pot the other day and jumped off the roof of his house onto a trampoline and broke his arm."
Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."
Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."
Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."
Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."
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