Lapham

>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

Lapland

The homeland of lapdancers

Dude, I just got back from Lapland, the lapdancers were peng yo!

by WeeMan Of Slang December 15, 2011

Lapdigger

Someone who wants the D

Guy 1: Sarah was hitting on me.
Guy 2: She hit me too!
Guy 3: What a fucking lapdigger.

by PozPoz August 29, 2016

LaPierre

The manliest of men. Ruggedly Handsome. Strong.

Characterized by large amounts of forearm hair, chest hair, as well as abnormally large feet & hands. Also has a remarkable sense of humor.

Wow...look at him...he is definetly a LaPierre.

by Brian LaPierre December 24, 2007

lapeer

A hick town with absoulutly nothing to do...

Man Lapeer sucks!!!!

by BlackToxin October 20, 2008

lapper

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

by mindy June 6, 2003

lapa

the act of having anal warts while being eaten from the butthole, and licking all over the warts.

Man, i can't walk straight, my buttholes sore from the lapa hezekiah gave me. ps, i am a man

by hunterzakkbankseateachothersbutthole May 21, 2003