lapa

the act of having anal warts while being eaten from the butthole, and licking all over the warts.

Man, i can't walk straight, my buttholes sore from the lapa hezekiah gave me. ps, i am a man

by hunterzakkbankseateachothersbutthole May 21, 2003

poncho

a man that has a regular penis but instead of a butthole, you have a vagina, from which you shit out of

She's hot! nah, i heard she was a poncho!

by hunterzakkbankseateachothersbutthole May 21, 2003