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by Brad Briggson November 13, 2015
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mystery knucks

A game most commonly played by a minumum of three inebriated partygoers as follows:
1) Mystery knuckee holds his or her fists straight out apart from one another
2) Mystery knucker 1 writes a four letter word in sharpie across the knuckee's right knuckles
3) Without seeing what knucker 1 wrote, mystery knucker 2 writes a four letter word across the knuckee's left knuckles
4)Knuckee is commanded to "knuck 'em," bringing his or her fists together for a sometimes brilliant, sometimes idiotic, but always hilarious set of knucks.
"LOVE HOLE" is a classic mystery knuck.

Keep in mind a couple of Mystery Knuck guidelines to ensure for consistent knuckings:
a. Remain conscious of which fist you are knucking. the right fist is the first word and the left is the second word. It's important to use a word that will function well on the fist you are knucking.
b. When in doubt, use words that will always work. "Dick," on men's knucks, and "tits" on womens knucks will work on either fist with practically any other word. It's tempting to get creative, but keep in mind that the more risky of a word choice, the more likely you are to end up with well-meaning, but ultimately nonsensical knucks like "VAGI XUAL."

These are the basic rules. More skilled/drunker mystery knuck experts oftentimes utilize symbols or words with more or less than four letters. It's your sharpie and your friends' and acquaintances' knucks, so don't be afraid to experiment!
Actual mystery knucks:
dude hole
tits burg
fury fuck
dick pain
fire tits
fuck fuck
butt pump
by David LaBurglier June 23, 2008
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hard knock life

Dr. Evils rap song from the movie 'Goldmember'.
Repeated throughout song in background:
"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."

The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.
by person yo-yo March 6, 2005
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knocked down

the process of a woman losing her pregnancy either chemically, or by force.
"Janie got knocked down the other day when she visited the clinic for an abortion."

-"Dude, my brother knocked down his girlfriend yesterday."
-"Oh, she finally got that taken care of at the clinic?"
-"Na, my brother just punched her in the gut."
by apena89 November 26, 2007
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nigger knocking

Harry: Did you guys ever go nigger knocking when you were kids?
Chris: What?
Harry: You know, nigger knocking, where you ring someone's door bell and then run away.
Chris: Do you mean ding-dong ditch?
Harry: Yeah!
Chris: That's the most white-trash way of describing that pastime I've ever heard.
Harry: Uh, well--
Chris: --But I like it much more.
by Dr. Octagon January 11, 2008
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knock up

To implant semen in the womb for the purpose of uniting with an egg to form a fetus, therefore stopping menstruation and causing the body to expand as the fetus grows.
The purpose of Tyrone forcing sex on Brie Ann, the prom queen, was to knock up the queen and also to knock her off the throne and change her attitude. Brie Ann had been rubbing him the wrong way for months. Now she could think about this for years.
by Richard Black April 7, 2005
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Cock Knocker

Used frequently as an insult, Cock Knocker refers to a person of either sex who grabs or pats a mans crotch. The act of Cock Knocking has two meanings: 1) A way for one male to congratulate another male similar to American football players patting each other on the rear. or 2) A sexual advance toward a male by a person of the either sex.
by JediAndi April 4, 2003
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