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groiner jones 

the most awful name in the history of the universe
Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser
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nic jones 

English translation for Cuban phrase, "ni cojones." Literally, not even the pubes. For use when talking about looking for something in particular and finding nothing.
Carlos: Oye, did you find that shit you were looking for?

Eddie: Nic jones, man.
nic jones by OmaCam November 27, 2007

Indiana Jones 

When a male quickly remove a woman's tampon and replaces the immediately achieved space with his erect penis without her consent or knowledge.
A drunk woman is sleeping in bed beside her boyfriend during her menstrual cycle. He Indiana Jones her.
Indiana Jones by Youreahooker January 10, 2015

conner jones 

A sexy ass mother fucker who has a big dick and is a gangsta
That guy is a Conner Jones
A faggot that thinks he is cool. A nerd that only takes pride in video games.
Do you'r such a bitch im starting to think your jax jones
Jax Jones by Jake1342 December 12, 2017

Archie Jones

An Archie Jones is a person who likes anal sex with men but has a girlfriend at all times to keep it a secret some would call an Archie Jones a fudge packer, his mums also a milf
Isn’t Archie Jones such a slut he probably gets it from his milf of a mum