jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.

Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson

by The M.T. May 21, 2008

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Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

by hathatyagc September 19, 2011

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Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013

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To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.

1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.

by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016

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