Jordan 

to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

Jordan by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009

Jordan 

Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.

The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.

a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.

Jordan by bliggity_blah April 13, 2007

jordan 

a small, animal like, person who wont shut up :)

person 1: LALALALLALALALALALA !

person 2: SHUTUP STOP BEING A JORDAN !

person 1: okay sorry :$

jordan by jordanisaloudanimal October 12, 2011

jordan greene

a girl who wear a waay to big bra, follows around older people like a little puppy dog, good cheerleader but not good enough to make varsity which was a mistake, talks crap about their friends and is really two faced. also obsessed with their ex boyfriends.

that girl is following her around like a jordan greene.

jordan greene by lalaalaaaaa June 29, 2011

Jordan 

Very whorish and overweight.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.

Jim: Eww, man, look at that girl over there
Tim: She must be a Jordan.

Jordan by Jenny123 May 21, 2008

michael jordan 

Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time

Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan!

michael jordan by K-Tweezy July 31, 2006

Michael Jordan 

I agree with Willy Word above.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.

The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.

I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan.
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)

Michael Jordan by Glenn N. July 30, 2008