Jizz Rag 

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

Jizz Rag by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Jizz Rag 

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

Jizz Rag by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

jizz stach 

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

jizz stach by Peter Nails June 6, 2016

Jizz Farm 

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

Jizz Farm by Donewaiting September 7, 2016

Jizz Jacket 

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.

All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.

Jizz Jacket by freakgodd September 9, 2016

jizz hoover 

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

jizz hoover by mhogan October 26, 2016

Jizz in my socks 

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

Jizz in my socks by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016